When waiting to take my pic with Taylor the group infront of me, one of the girls had a Grammy and she goes “this is so heavy and you held four at once” and Taylor goes “why do you think I dropped one?” And I laughed so hard guys.
And then she was like “the moon man is super heavy too! But the CMA awards are like nothing!” And then she grabbed a CMA award from somebody and just waved it around above her head
sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off
pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole
he knew six
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
[CRASHES THROUGH WALL] HEY HEY HEY! JUST THINK WHILE YOU’VE BEEN GETTING DOWN AND OUT ABOUT THE LIARS AND THE DIRTY [KNOCKS OVER TABLE] DIRTY [PUNCHES WALL] CHEATS YOU COULD’VE BEEN GETTING DOWN TO THIS! [KICKS LEG OUT] SICK! [DOES A BACKFLIP] BEAT! [LEAPS OFF CLIFF] [CLAP CLAP CLAP]
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
remember that time Emma went frantic over Regina’s body and then Regina breathed Emma’s name and they stared at each other when Snow said that happy endings aren’t always what we think they’ll be and then they held hands and gazed into each other’s eyes
[wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat] MY EX MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND